Once upon a time, long, long ago, before
Mankind and Dogdom learned to love one another, the Grand Canine Council
of Eight, which govern the fate of all dogs, called an important meeting.
It had been decided that the governing of dogs would be more easily accomplished
if each dog was designated by the name of his choice and each breed could
then select a prototype to portray breed characteristics. This action was
deemed necessary because Mankind and Dogdom were to soon unite, hopefully
to the benefit of each.
On the appointed day, the representatives
gathered and one by one, in a orderly fashion, each made his selection
from a series of catalogs depicting body parts available. As the day wore
on, it became clear that there was not enough material on have to satisfy
all breed requirements. Shortages were beginning to develop, especially
in the ear and tail categories. A few of the breed representatives began
to show signs of anxiety.
A Greyhound crowded near a large dog at the
front of the line.
"Please, friend Rottweiler," whined the
Greyhound,
"let me take your place in line. If I stay
at the end of the line there won't be any long tails to act as a rudder,
Greyhound will run crookedly."
"Well, Okay," said the Rottweiler, and he
moved back a step for the grateful Greyhound. The line began inching forward
again.
"Pardon me, sir," rumbled a deep voice at
the rottweiler's shoulder.
"Would you mind if I went ahead of you?"
"Well," said the Rottweiler,"I really don't
think...."
"You see, " the deep voice went on, "we
St. Bernards must have great size to perform our rescue work in the show.
It's extremely difficult for small dogs to rescue people. Just think of
all those lost children."
"Oh, all right," sighed the Rottweiler,
and again he moved back in line."
And so it went....a little prototype dog
for whom a long body was essential so he could wriggle into badger holes
edged in; a Terrier type needed agility and speed to catch rats; another
needed a dense coat to be comfortable while guarding sheep in winter; a
tiny prototype needed a silky coat to please those upon whose lap she sat.
Finally, all that remained was the tired canine who had patiently yielded
his place to the others. Sadly, he looked through the catalogues. Most
of the items had black lines drawn through them....all of the good stock
was gone. The Rottweiler sighed deeply.
"HURRY UP", yapped the Eighth Fate, without
looking up.
"Well," said the Rottweiler, very alert
now that his turn had come.
"I guess a big deep chest won't look bad
with small ears that stand up sharply."
"Sorry," said the Eighth Fate. "All out
of stand-up ears."
"NO STAND UP EARS!?" howled the Rottweilers.
"That's what I said. We can give you rosettes,
long or medium-short, but they all drop."
"I'll take the medium-short," said the Rottweiler
with disappointment,
"They won't be too noticeable with a nice
bright color combination."
"NO BRIGHT COLORS," yipped the Second Fate.
"Only black." "BLACK?" Snarled the Rottweiler.
"Wait, Wait," whimpered the Fourth Fate,
in an attempt to placate,
"Here are a few tan markings you can scatter
on the face and legs."
"I have three white hairs here," said the
Fifth Fate. Not enough for everyone, but occasionally you can sprinkle
two or three on a chest."
"It's not really what we had in mind." said
the Rottweiler.
Then he brightened,
"However a big plume of a tail will make
up for everything."
"SORRY," barked the Sixth Fate, "NO TAILS."
"WHAT!" Roared the Rottweiler,
"You expect me to report back to my breed
chairman in BLACK with a few tan markings, DROP EARS and NO TAIL?"
"Sorry," said the others. "You should have
gotten here sooner."
"One moment," the Chief Fate interceded.
"This prototype was one of the first to
arrive."
"I can't help that," said the Eighth Fate
crankily (he was getting very tired).
"Besides," added the Third Fate,
"All of the catalogues are closed. There
are no more supplies to be had."
"I realize that, " answered the Chief Fate,
"but we can do what all good dogs should
do.....give something of ourselves. From each of us, Rottweiler, you will
receive one gift to bestow upon your breed:
COURAGE,GENTLENESS, INTELLIGENCE,
STRENGTH, LOYALTY, PLACIDITY, HANDSOMENESS
and VIGILANCE.
However, the greatest attribute of any breed
you already possess in abundance.....
Beverly Mitchell |